Kelly Cutrone Does It Again

If sound bites had a mother it would be Kelly Cutrone.  After last week's 'average people' comment, Kelly leaves us with this:

"Do you know where nice people end up?

On Welfare."

Kelly Cutrone, The New & Cooler Oprah

The ONLY smart thing said tonight during MTV's back-to-back premiere of The Hills and The City was fashion publicist Kelly Cutrone's response to Whitney Port's doubts about showing at Fashion Week: "Average people love to be average because nobody bothers them.  Do you want to be average?"

Of course not.  No one wants to be average Kelly!

Cutrone started with a small role as the brutally honest boss on The Hills, and now has her own show on Bravo called Kell On Earth and a book called If You Have to Cry, Go Outside.  It may seem like she is milking her 15 minutes of fame, but I have to disagree--Kelly Cutrone is the best thing that has happened  to MTV and reality television.  She's reaching a whole other demographic that Tyra, Oprah or Ellen can't.  It's the demographic of young women (and maybe gay men) who aspire for fame and success, who want to attend the hottest clubs and wear black patent stilettos to work.

She is like a Master Jedi, always so wise and very right.  I want to see more of Kelly on The City and in the media (she's smarter than that and will probably refrain from doing more), but maybe Kelly can save our generation of fake-boob, botoxed-out, gossip-obsesessed young women.  And if not, I don't blame her for not wanting to.

After douching... repHresh

A couple weeks ago, I was watching My Best Friend's Wedding on TBS with my roomates, when our gay friend pointed out a funny commerical to us. Climax comes around 0:22, so wait for it.

The word "douching" is apparently allowed on TV.  I wonder why TV shows or other commercials don't use "douching" more often then... maybe because it's completely AWKWARD and uncomfortable, or hysterically funny for some people like me.

This commerical played at least three times throughout the movie.  I really wish I knew who made this commerical and was like, for one of our scenarios, can we use douching?

My snow day TV-coma inspired today's "do's" and "dont's":

Do: Watch The City tomorrow night. It's the Sex and the City for ambitious college girls who drink a lot, buy expensive clothes and work out to the Pussycat Dolls.

Do: Watch the upcoming season of The Hills trailer. You will be in tears by the end.

Don't: Watch the upcoming season of The Hills.  I'm sorry... a fortune teller, a bartender that hits on Spencer (really??) and the reuniting of LC and Heidi?  Staged to the millionth power, not supporting this crap.