Monday, March 23, 2009

The Two Word Curse

As I am filling out my "loan interview" form for my Federal Student Loans, I came to the realization that ALL BAD THINGS COME IN TWO WORDS. Let me show you:
  • Student Loans
  • Job Search
  • Weight Gain
  • Teenage Pregnancy
  • Lost Keys
  • Chapped lips
  • Godzilla Night (for those who know)
  • Child Molester
  • BOSTON COLLEGE (I go to BU)
What are two words that you can't stand to hear?

5 comments:

  1. mother nature ( at certain times of the month). "let go". Pop quiz.

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  2. group unity. razor burn. pre cum. pink eye. B O. sallie mae. yes, i too went to that "interview".... everyone gets hired (to owe money).

    also, wind tunnel.

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  3. dirty dishes. jager bombs. stolen property. cover charge. and drumroll please - economic recession.

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  4. oh god loni... you totally hit it with "economic recession".

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  5. i cant believe you don't have "shoot out." YOU LOVE THOSE!

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